Can You Speak British?

 

A Glossary for Americans

 

During our recent trip to England, our friends and hosts gave us a quiz they’d found on the Internet, labeled “Can You Speak American?” This gave rise to my trying to do the same thing in reverse, but as a glossary, instead of a quiz. I want to share with all my friends, anglophiles or not, to better understand those glorious sitcoms or other TV series we so often follow on PBS, BBC or Netflix.

So here is the result of my labors, based mostly – but not all -- on my own experience. It has earned me the honored title of “trilingual” from my English friend. (Note, however, that I only dealt with the meaning of words, not their spellings or slang versions.)

When you want or say:                                           In the UK, you ask for:

Apartment                                                                 Flat
Arugula                                                                     Rocket
Attorney (who pleads in court)                                 Barrister
Baked potato                                                             Jacket potato
Band-Aid                                                                   Plaster
Bangs (as in hair)                                                       Fringe
Candy                                                                         Sweets
Candy store                                                               Sweets shop
Cart                                                                            Trolley
Clothes pin                                                                Clothes peg
Comforter                                                                  Duvet
Cookie or cracker                                                     Biscuit
Cot                                                                              Camp bed
Crib                                                                             Cot
Crosswalk, pedestrian crossing                              Zebra crossing
Dessert                                                                        Pudding
Diaper                                                                         Nappy
Drugstore, pharmacy                                               Chemist
Eggplant                                                                     Aubergine (the French word for it)
Electrical cord                                                            Electrical lead
Elevator                                                                      Lift
English muffin                                                          Crumpet
Eraser                                                                         Rubber
Facecloth                                                                    Flannel
Fish sticks                                                                  Fish fingers
Flashlight                                                                  Torch
French fries                                                               Chips
Gasoline                                                                    Petrol
GPS                                                                            SATNAV (satellite navigation)
Lawyer (who only gives legal advice)                       Solicitor
Mail box                                                                    Letter box
Nail polish                                                                Nail varnish
One-way ticket                                                         Single ticket
Pacifier (for babies)                                                    Dummy
Parka                                                                          Anorak
Phone booth                                                              Phone box
Potato chips                                                              Crisps
Powdered sugar                                                       Icing sugar
Raisins                                                                       Sultanas
Restrooms                                                                Toilets
Round-trip ticket                                                     Return ticket
Slacks                                                                        Trousers (for women and men)
Scotch                                                                        Whisky
Undershirt                                                                Vest
Shrimp, langostino                                                  Prawns
Sneakers                                                                    Trainers
Subway, metro                                                         Underground
Suspenders                                                               Braces (to hold up pants)
Sweater                                                                      Jumper
Swimsuit                                                                   Bathing or swimming costume
Trashcan, waste basket                                           Dustbin
Umbrella                                                                   Brolly (casual)
Underwear                                                                Pants
Vest                                                                            Waistcoat
Wheat bread                                                             Brown bread
Wrench (the tool)                                                      Spanner
Zucchini                                                                    Courgette (the French word for it)
 

When they say:                                                         They mean:

ANTI-CLOCKWISE                                                Counter-clockwise
BEDSIT                                                                      Studio apartment, efficiency
BLOKE                                                                      Guy
BONNET (of a car)                                                   Hood
BOOT (of a car)                                                         Trunk
CANDY FLOSS                                                        Cotton candy
CAR PARK                                                                Parking lot
CASHPOINT                                                            ATM machine
CHARWOMAN                                                       Cleaning woman
CHEEKY                                                                    Nervy, impertinent, rude
CHILDMINDER                                                       Babysitter
COOKER                                                                   Stove
COUNCIL HOUSING                                             Public housing
COUNTERPANE                                                     Bedspread
CRACKER                                                                A cardboard paper tube twisted    at both ends, with a banger inside, which explodes when the tube is         untwisted. A beloved Christmas tradition in the UK.
CURRICULUM VITAE (C.V.)                                Résumé
DINNER JACKET                                                    Tuxedo
DIVERSION                                                              Detour
DOING THE WASHING UP                                  Doing the dishes
DOLE                                                                         Welfare
DRAUGHTS                                                             Checkers
DUAL CARRIAGEWAY                                         Divided highway                             
DUSTBIN                                                                  Trash can
DUSTCART                                                              Garbage truck
ENGAGED (phone line)                                           Busy
ESTATE AGENT                                                      Realtor
FATHER CHRISTMAS                                            Santa Claus
FIRST FLOOR                                                           Second floor
FOOTBALL                                                               Soccer
FRENCH LETTERS                                                 Condoms (casual)
FULL STOP                                                              Period (punctuation)
GARDEN                                                                  Yard
GEAR STICK or LEVER                                          Gear shift
GREENGROCER                                                      Produce shop
GRITTER                                                                    Salt truck, spreader
GROUND FLOOR                                                    First floor
HEADMASTER                                                         Principal
HIRE (a car)                                                               Rent
HOB                                                                            Stove burner
HOLIDAY                                                                  Vacation
HOOVER (after its inventor)                                  Vacuum
I DON’T MIND (when given a choice)                     I don’t care

INTERVAL                                                                Intermission
INVERTED COMMAS                                            Quotation marks
IRONMONGER                                                        Hardware store owner
JUMBLE SALE                                                          Yard sale
JUMP LEADS                                                            Jumper cables
KNICKERS                                                                Female underpants
LADYBIRD                                                                Lady bug
LAV, LOO                                                                  Lavatories, toilets, restrooms
LET (an apartment)                                                   Rent
LORRY                                                                      Truck (of all sizes)
MAD (as in angry)                                                    Angry
MAD (as in insane)                                                   Crazy
MARMITE                                                                A thick, dark brown and salty paste, made of yeast        extract, usually spread on toast or crumpets (an acquired taste)
MOBILE                                                                    Cell phone
NEWSAGENT                                                         Where you find newspapers etc.  
NOTICE BOARD                                                    Bulletin board
NUMBER PLATE                                                    License plate of a car
OVERLEAF                                                              Reverse of a page
PAPER ROUND                                                      Paper route
PAVEMENT                                                             Sidewalk (Americans, beware!)
PISSED                                                                      Drunk
PLAIT                                                                        Braid
POST                                                                         Mail
POST BOX                                                                Mail box
POSTAL CODE                                                       Zip code
PUBLIC SCHOOL                                                   Private school
PUBLICAN                                                               Landlord of a public house
PUNCTURE                                                              Flat tire
QUEUE (n./v.)                                                           Line/To wait in line
QUID                                                                         Buck
RASHER                                                                   Slice of English bacon
REDUNDANT                                                         Laid off
RETAIL PARK                                                         Strip mall
RING(as on the phone)                                             Call (n. and v.)
ROAD (surface where cars drive)                            Pavement
ROW(sounds like “cow”)                                         Argument
RUBBER                                                                   Eraser
RUBBISH                                                                 Garbage
RUCKSACK                                                            Backpack
SANDWICH CAKE                                               Layer cake
SECATEURS (from the French)                              Garden shears, clippers
SERVIETTE (from the French)                                Table napkin
SKIP                                                                          Dumpster
SKIRTING BOARD                                                Baseboard
SMART DRESS                                                       Formal attire
SPOT ON                                                                 Right on
STOCKIST                                                               Dealer
SURGERY                                                                Physician’s office
TAKE-AWAY                                                           Take-out
TEA TOWEL                                                           Dish towel
TIN                                                                           Can
TRANSPORT CAFÉ, CAFF                                  Truck stop
TRUNCHEON                                                        Nightstick or billy club
TURN INDICATOR                                               Turn signal
TURN-UPS                                                              Cuffs (pants)
VERRUCA                                                               Plantar wart
WASHING-UP LIQUID                                        Dish soap, dishwasher detergent
WELLINGTONS                                                    Rubber boots
WHITE COFFEE                                                    Coffee with milk of cream
WINDSCREEN (of a car)                                       Windshield
WINGS (of a car)                                                     Fenders
WING MIRRORS                                                   Side-view mirrors
YACHT                                                                    Sailboat
YORKSHIRE PUDDING                                      Pop-overs